I'm hoping the office Secret Santa happens early this year so I have time to regift before Christmas. I hate storing them for a year.
I saw a U.F.O at a football game the other night. It was just hangin there! And then it sent me a message,in big bright shiny letters. It told me I was gonna have a good year.
Happy Chinese New year!! It is the year of the Tiger. I can think of one Tiger who isn't having a good year.
Obama gets a Nobel prize after sending 30k more troops. Stay tuned, next week Tiger Woods wins husband of the year.
Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg has been named Time Man of the Year. Ironically, Facebook has been named Time Waster of the Year.
Idea for a Christmas Party: Have two guys dress as Jesus and Santa Claus. One brings wine the other brings Eggnog with vodka. Santa brings his 12 reindeer playboy bunnies. All at your mother-in-law's house. ONE BIG JINGLE FOR THE YEAR.
The best things in life are free.... or have no interest or payments for one full year.
just hacked into Santa's computer. All corporate executives will be getting coal this year.
I'm starting to get a bit worried that Canada isn't going to win the World Cup this year.
Everybody's tan will be so much darker this year.
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