Women always worry about the things that men forget, men always worry about the things women remember.
It was Canadian Thanksgiving this past weekend, and they have much to be thankful for: Bieber, Ice Road Truckers, a sh!t-load of lumber.
I love the point when you are finished with a transaction over the phone & you get to pretend that you are writing down the reference number.
She was looking through the Chinese phone book earlier. There are so many Wings and Wongs. It must be so easy to Wing a Wong number.
My boss didn?t know I drank, until one day I came to work sober.
My boss didn?t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.
I'm just not that into you.....when I'm sober.
The reason I?m single? She wouldn?t marry me when I was drinking and I wouldn?t marry her when I was sober.
Ringing in the "New Year" apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late... in October.
if the Cowboys are "America's Team," we might as well just learn to like soccer.
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