I have a new rule: No one is allowed to talk to me for a minimum of 24 hours after I wake up.
Check One : [] single [] taken [X] climbin in yo window, snatchin yo people up.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
It is a universal truth that everything you do is at least 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake anyone up.
trying to find Osama is like trying to find Waldo....I give up.
I can't believe that it's the year 2010 and I still have to bend down to pick stuff up.
I changed the name of my hard drive to 'that thang,' so once a month, my computer asks me if I wanna back that that thang up.
These high gas prices sure have made it hard to land on the dollar when filling up.
feeling warm all over. Now the part I hate, cleaning up.
Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up.
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