going to order a load of bubble wrap just to see what it's delivered in.
thinks a woman is like a KFC bargain bucket. Once you have finished with the breast and legs, all that is left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone in.
What have a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken got in common, By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have is a Hot Stinky Box to throw your bone in.
I�m a polyatheist � there are many gods I don�t believe in.
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them until they become afraid and give in.
There's nothing like a visit from an out of town friend to point out how little I actually know about the city I live in.
Sometimes it seems I spend half my life just breathing in.
We childproofed our homes but they are still getting in.
Prefers the days when bustin' a cap was followed by a puff smoke and putting a new red roll in.
The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.
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