I put the "ass" in passive aggressive. But you'd know that if you ever bothered to pay attention.
No clean cereal bowls? Line a strainer with plastic wrap. Laziness is the father of invention.
thinks it's ironic that the man that brought the Segway to life was brought to death by his invention.
Ctrl+V...Ruining every sense of originality since its invention.
Thinks that you should've been swallowed at conception.
never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Dear IRS: Please cancel my subscription.
For some of you that habitually change your relationship statuses, Facebook should offer an "is being played by _________" option.
I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
Facebook needs to add "still banging my ex" as a relationship status option.
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