10 Status Message of the Day


Girls dictionary: No = Yes , Maybe = No , We need = I want , We need to talk = I wanna compalin.

in a relationship with Kate Gosselin.

thinks that while many auto manufactures put the brakes on due to this global ressession, Toyota just kept on rollin'.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

Yankee's A-Rod just tapped his 600th. 14000 shy of Wilt Chamberlin.

is thinkin'....Hey Charmin...I'm not a bear...my family and I DON'T get toilet paper stuck on our butts when we wipe....can you PLEASE think of a new ad campaign.... No. For Real. This one sucks...and it's starting to make me boycott EVER buying Charmin.

Mom, I'm 16 now. Can I have a Bra? ...No, Justin.

Mummy I'm 16, Can I wear a bra? ..... No Justin.

wondering what to do for valentines day......... other than get drunk and listen to Joy Division while engaging in auto erotic asphyxiation to a discovery channel documentary regarding the breeding habits of the Fiordland Crested Penguin.

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