When a man speaks, people listen, then look. When a woman speaks, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.
THANK GOD THEY FOUND BALLOON BOY! THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ORDERING TAKE OUT FROM HEAVEN.
Jesus said in the Bible that it was much easier for children to get into heaven than adults. What priests want in heaven, they get in heaven.
Dear BP, ....Lower your gas prices a good amount and we'll call it even.
Had Mexican for dinner last night and just used a BP restroom. Let's just say we're almost even.
Dear U.S. Government, I was just wondering if I can get my tax return in advance. I would use my credit cards but theyr'e maxed out and I am currently unemployed. Regards, everyday U.S. citizen.
my fripples are nozen.
Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.
Men: if your woman makes you sleep on the couch, use the cushions to build an awesome fort and then hang a "no girls allowed" sign.
I will say one thing about Lady GaGa. She wears stuff that even Boy George wouldn't be caught out in public in.
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