I SURVIVED Y2K, BIRD FLUE, SWINE FLU AND MAD COW DISEASE. 2012 BRING IT ON.
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
I read the rules and decided they are stupid so I will be making my own from now on.
Someone just accused me of living high on the hog. I didn't even know they knew I smoked bacon.
stuck in traffic. Send bacon.
Do you ever think that Kermit looked at Mrs. Piggy and said, gee.... I sure would like me some bacon.
Two girls, one cup.........The Williams sisters at Wimbledon.
Has decided to write all her statuses in capitals from now on. This one was written in London.
If you don�t like the fire, don�t tickle the dragon.
when one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.
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