I'm not rare. I'm just a limited edition.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
Stop laughing at Ziggy. He obviously has a medical condition.
I tuned into the Miss Universe Pageant hoping to see Miss Jupiter, but it turns out only Earth entered the competition.
Never steal. The government hates competition.
If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
yeah I called her up,she thinks I don't listen to her,or something,I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
wants you to know that you have my undivided, continuous, partial attention.
Sad Fact Of Life #222: No one actually needs to wear ace bandages. Wrapping some cloth around a body part doesn�t do anything, except draw attention to your imaginary affliction�and your desperate need for attention.
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