thinks the only reason the Easter bunny hides his eggs is cause he doesn't want anyone to know he screwed a chicken.
Only in America would they name a State after a bucket of fried chicken.
You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.
For an old white guy the colonel makes some good ass chicken.
I think this coffee is broken.
needs to have a fixed income... mine is broken.
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
failure, is not falling down; but remaining where you have fallen.
heard that Tiger Woods just sent Jesse James a Thank You note... and a bottle of penecillen.
only shoplifting discount stores, because jail sentences are based on cost of goods stolen.
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