10 Status Message of the Day


not actually a Jedi and apologies for scaring the children.

thinks the fine people at Aleve are very wise indeed. For headaches, take two Aleve, and keep away from children.

My advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the Advil bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

the real farther of Michael Jacksons children.

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.

enjoying deleting friends on Father's Day. I'm pretending I'm disowning my children.

Surely he's not dead! He is. And stop calling me Shirley. R.I.P. Leslie Neilsen.

Books, like friends, should be few, and well chosen.

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