If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's...That's because she changes it more often.
A woman�s mind is cleaner than a man�s.......She changes it more often.
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then they discover once a year is way too often.
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you alot and think of you often.
I would get inappropriately angry when a contestant could not get a full spin on the big wheel on The Price Is Right. They should have been immediately ejectied from the show instead of being able to try again. It's not kindergarten.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Freedom of speech is wonderful - right up there with the freedom not to listen.
I said �no� to drugs, but they just wouldn�t listen.
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.
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