thinking men should come with carfax and a UPS label for an easy return.
loves infomercials, but claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.
You know what would make this Pina Colada better? Cancun.
You can either be part of the problem or part of the solution, but in the end, being part of the problem is much more fun.
I turn the radio down when I drive by cops so there's no evidence of fun.
a jack of all trades and a master of fun.
Imagination is intelligence having fun.
Dear Santa, Can we talk about this? I'm so sick and tired being on that list. I'm just having fun.
I think that the trouble I have with trouble is that it usually starts out as fun.
It takes police too long to respond to 911 calls. If I get robbed I'm ordering Chinese food and asking them to bring a gun.
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