10 Status Message of the Day

Apparently, all those good looking people in the swimsuit catalogs go to a different beach than I do.

i do what I please and I please who I do.

a man with flaws, a failure at success, no superhero, neither rich nor poor. I am, however a good father and a happy person. that'll do pig. that'll do.

I could never own a Porsche because I refuse to pronounce it like the Douche Bags that own them do.

I could never own a Jaguar because I'm embarrassed to pronounce it like the D-Bags that own them do.

If it isn't less than I'm doing right now, then it's hardly the least I can do.

I probably wouldn't kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way the pets and children do.

I'll tear down the stars and I'll give them to you. They're not as pretty as your eyes, but I guess they'll have to do.

Walking through walmart filling a cart with one item from every isle then leavin it at customer service. Then I am taking carts out to fill the parking lot stalls to give the 20 employees standing around something to do.

The Backstreet Boys are boycotting British Petroleum. I think I�ll wait to see what the New Kids on the Block are going to do.

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