Do a Google search for "Where is Chuck Norris" and click on the first option.
Nancy Pelosi quoting bible scripture about dignity and worth of every person.....Thats Classic from a woman that is a voice for abortion.
needs a Facebook button that says "What you just posted makes me want to punch you in the face." Put it beside the "Like" button. Just a suggestion.
What do you get when a chicken eats ice cream with it's own bones on the side of the road and doesn't care what anybody says about it?".. A drunk person asking a stupid question.
Just when you think you got the answer...someone changes the question.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
Ever look at your friend's photos on facebook and think to yourself "She is way too hot to be with that loser!"? Um, me neither. Actually it was a rhetorical question.
Pro Tip: If someone asks you if you "have a sec" and you answer "I have lots of secs", they will forget their original question.
Hint: if someone asks you if you "have a sec", answer "I have lots of secs", and they will forget their original question.
to drink or........... to drink there is no question.
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