10 Status Message of the Day


considering switching his Facebook account to Spanish language settings so that he can have a "me gusta" button.

If Facebook really wanted to shake things up, they would introduce a thumbs-down "hate" button.

Why don't refrigerators have a milk dispenser next to the water in the door? You could just hold your cereal bowl under it and push the button.

If you're good looking and you know it click the 'LIKE' button.

A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Share' button.

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

Today needs an eject button.

wants you to go to a Google search and type in "find Chuck Norris" and then click the I'm Feeling Lucky button.

Dating websites should model themselves after facebook, with an ugly button.

I fought the law and....the lawyers won.

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