Laptop speakers, too quiet for music, too loud for porn.
I've been spending so much time on Facebook, that I forgot the internet has porn.
I spend so much time on Facebook that I forgot the internet has porn.
I have found that 99% of the time, the book is better than the movie. The 1% that is not, is porn.
Playboy in 3-D! Take that, 18 billion hours of free, readily available Internet porn.
Why is this season of True Blood turning into such a fag-a-thon ? From Lafayette having a make out session to Eric butt banging another vampire last night, I feel like I am watching 60 minutes of gay porn.
Always remember to pillage before you burn.
There is always one person at the card table who has to be told it is their turn.
I JUST READ THEY ARE TAKING A POLL ASKING "HOW OLD IS TOO OLD TO DRIVE" I THINK WHEN YOUR ARE DOING 4 MPH IN THE LEFT LANE AND I CAN'T SEE YOU BEHIND THE WHEEL, AND USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL 37 BLOCKS BEFORE YOU TURN.
dear lord: please give us back tupac & we'll give you justin beiber in return.
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