10 Status Message of the Day

A Bachelor is one who never chases a woman he couldn't outrun.

I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun.

At the beach life is different. Time doesn't move hour to hour but mood to moment. We live by the currents, plan by the tides and follow the sun.

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.

Any man who does that should be Hung!" The man slowly took a sip of his beer then quietly replied... "I am,......and that's why she is happy to mow the lawn.

Why did God create man? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Just beheaded my neighbor's snowman and placed it on a stake on his front lawn.

Ran out of bubbles for her bath so she had to make her own.

I wish more people would put their highways up for adoption. So many people want one and are unable to have their own.

The hardest part about business is minding your own.

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