wonders why they sell windshield washer fluid in a gallon container, but the reservoir in vehicles only holds 7/8 gallon.
What is the generic brand name for Viagra? Mycauxaphallon.
I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.
I think if I were to stop suddenly... my son would find himself lodged somewhere in my colon.
Back in my day, evolution simply meant a more badass Pokemon.
I think, therefore we have nothing in common.
There are three major types of colour blindness. They are red-green, blue-yellow and tan-orange. Unfortunately, tan-orange is the most common.
thinks they need to have a twelve-step help group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon.
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
thinks webbed feet are a huge turn-on.
No comments:
Post a Comment