weight loss tip: Use superglue as lip gloss!!
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!!
One thing's for sure: Palin did not have brain implants!!
just seen Roy Hodgson speeding down the motorway at 140mph, with a splif in one hand a can of Carlsberg in the other. This fella will do anything for 3 points!!
Just witnessed a man purchasing Tampax at Walgreens. This man deserves bonus points!!
The law says I can't drive with an open container, but it says nothing about jello shots!!
waiting for Pam Anderson to fall out of her dress on DWTS!!
AD for PAPER DELIVERY PERSON: Must like early mornings, must own beater car/truck with squealing breaks and NO muffler or sound supression what so ever!! Ability to drive with one knee a plus!!
damn right I'm good in bed... I can sleep for days!!
Damn right I�m good in bed. I can sleep for days!!
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