10 Status Message of the Day

would like to inform facebook that it FAILS at "Change". 0bama could use the same advice too.

Wondering why The Muppets have large protruding eyes. But then again, I realised that if I had a hand up my bum, my eyes would probably protrude too.

You ever seen somebody so damn ugly the government should transfer their birthday to Halloween??....Yeah, me too.

considered being a stay-at-home mom but then I found out the kids would be there too.

I want my boss to tell my coworker to shave her mustache! If I have too she has to too.

______________________________What ?

Maybe things would improve if we shipped Congress's jobs overseas too.

If they made a remote control to find remote controls, I'd probably lose that too.

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.

I wore a leather jacket and a lady said a cow was murdered for that... I said so you were a witness now I have to kill you too.

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